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My Birthday Bouillotte

Today I turn fifty. Excuse my Frenchโ€”but holy crap! Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ve heard this a zillion times before, but I have no idea where all the time went. Believe me, when it happens to you, youโ€™ll say it too. Did I really go to college for four years then travel around Europe for another year after that? Did I really work away in restaurant kitchens,โ€ฆ

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Wielding Her Tampon

In a country where one of the tenets is รฉgalite, there are, believe it or not, some people who are more โ€œequalโ€ than others. Itโ€™s one of the less-discussed French paradoxes. No, Iโ€™m not talking about the motor scooter drivers who ride roughshod through Paris, bombarding pedestrians on the sidewalks or breaking through traffic, cutting off buses, bicyclists, and generally wreaking havoc in their noisy,โ€ฆ

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โ€œWhere are you from?โ€

Itโ€™s considered rude in France to ask people who youโ€™ve just metโ€”โ€œWhat do you do?โ€ Itโ€™s kinda like asking someone how much money they make. We Americans are used to freely discussing money, or anything financial, and have no qualms about admiring someoneโ€™s new shirt, and in the next breath asking them how much it cost. Or walking into someoneโ€™s apartment and asking them howโ€ฆ

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Goofy Socks

Looking down at my feet the other day, as I sat in the Palais Royal, I came to the realization that Iโ€™m almost a Frenchman. At least according to my socks. Then again, the dorky shoes probably negate them.

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Quick Coconut Ice Cream Recipe with Saffron

Itโ€™s true that the French have a thing for singers in pain. But Americans arenโ€™t really all that different. They had Jacques Brel and Edith Piaf, and Barbara and Dalida. Bonus points are given if one is so triste that they commit suicide. Which makes Britney Spears ineligible, but we Americans do have Judy Garland.ย Being French, naturally, Romain worships Judy Garland.

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#4: Musee Fragonard dโ€™Alfort

Since the last post (#3) focused on something so beautiful, and so perfect; an exquisite cup of gelato, I thought itโ€™d be okay to spring the Musรฉe Fragonard on you now. Located in on the eastern fringe of Paris, the Musรฉe Fragonard dโ€™Alfort is part of the Alfort Veterinary School, founded in 1766, which is one of the oldest veterinary colleges in the world. Lestโ€ฆ

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The National Garlic Dish of France

Iโ€™m pretty sure that thereโ€™s sometimes a secret conspiracy around here to make me think that itโ€™s me who is crazy. For example, I bought this little glass dish last weekend. When I brought it to the seller to pay, I said, โ€œThis is such a beautiful butter dish.โ€ She looked at me, then at it. Then back at me. โ€œNon, non, monsieur, itโ€™s forโ€ฆ

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